Cold Wet Christmas Walleyes
It was 19 degrees as I pulled into the dark parking lot.
Chunsum (aka JcCrappies) and I geared up in the dark anxious to start fishing
below a dam to fight some small winter walleyes. I said it was cold very cold
right? I brought minnows but I decided not to go into the freezing bucket after
them. We used crawlers and drift rigs.
With our body temps slowly dropping, we shot the shit the
way most anglers do. You know what I'm saying? Here is an example. I come home
from fishing father’s day all day long with Darkstar (another DA member) and my
beautiful wife asks me what we talked about all day. I said nuthin really. She
said “all day long and you cannot remember what you talked about?” This is
because Fisherman usually don’t talk about anything serious. Most guys go out fishing
to shut off everything and relax. So the conversions are about cartoons, sex,
sports, women, fishing, women, cartoons, fishing, food, fishing, music, and
fishing.
In about an hour and a half I managed to score 3 walleyes.
That was not as many as I wanted and they were not giants, but in the middle of
December I take what the fish gods give me.
Both of us were now totally freezing. When you are wading in
very cold water your toes are always the first to go followed by finger tips.
We decide to get out of the water. I proceed first and as soon as I am on the
shore ice forms on my legs. Chunsum is taking a little too long. I look back
and he is stumbling. He take a step wobbles, another wiggles, another he tips,
one more and Ka-Splash-Ka-Spoosh!!!!! WOAH Holy CRAP! Not only does he fall but
if this was a judged event he would have gotten a perfect 10!! He fell
backwards in slow motion; both arms stretched as if he just accepted his fate
and let the river take him. Oh my god I am still chuckling right now. It was
like a wading NESTEA PLUNGE! His outside jacket and gloves were soaked but
underneath he was quite dry. The stiff winter wind quickly made him a jacket of
ice. Of course this ended his day. Even his head got soaked but his Beardheadacted like a force field and kept his hair dry.
I went to one more location solo and managed to scrape up
two more eyes, two white bass, and a dink smallie. Not a terrible day. Well not
for me! BLahahaha (sorry buddy)
Caught some fish and had a good laugh. Of course I have just
jinxed myself for teasing my friend. I am now destined to fall the next time
out.
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